Izuzu Impulse White Smoke Exhaust

graham · Post by **graham** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:49 am

oh dear i feel like ive just been sent to the naughty corner, i would just like to state in conclusion that i never started this i was just defending the honour of one of my toys from the colonnial abuse i was having to put up with. by way of recompence i shall now leave this thread and fark off to another forum to announce the grand plans for the upgrade and renovation of my piazza, (now then, dont be getting a semi because im mentioning the piazza ) but im sure i shall be getting plenty of abuse about that as well

IZU069 · Post by **IZU069** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:47 am

Geez Wedgy & Mike - I think we antipodeans went too far!
I forget that those northerners aren't as insensitive as their southern invaders.
But I don't want to face up to any responsibility, so I'll leave too.

madmike · Post by **madmike** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:33 pm

HA HA I WIN THIS ROUND!!!!!!!

Post by **wedgenut** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:13 am

HA HA I WIN THIS ROUND!!!!!!

What makes you think that? I haven't begun yet and when I do you will realise that the only armies you have are up your sleevies. It is never wise to bring a knife to a gunfight. OR A STAPLER GRAHAM!

IZU069 · Post by **IZU069** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:54 pm

Farken careful Wedgie!
Didn't Greensleeves come from over there?
We have enough trouble with budgie flu already!
(Lucky we've got the Salvation Army just in case - not that we need an audience!)

Post by **wedgenut** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:21 pm

Har de har,

probably only two people on this forum understand what you are on about and one of them is you. What worries me is that I might be the other. Now where did i put my tambourine? That is a musical instrument, not a fruit, that is a tangerine, a round orange thing unlike a tangierine which is a type of salad or a person from Morocco.

See I live on a strange planet as well

IZU069 · Post by **IZU069** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:03 pm

Hmmm???. I think the Salvos are further abroad than the Tasman, but otherwise just picture the Red Crescent (or Cross) but as an "Army".
And we have a pro-forma reply here when threatened by someone... "Oh yeah! You and whose army?"
However a close friend of mine (and getting closer - he's been rapping his bike around heaven for a while. And probably "down there" even longer!) - anyhow, he had a great reply to "whose army" - ie, "I don't need an audience!" That got him/us out of trouble a few times!

And of course good old Greensleeves which in our toilet humor days (which we antipodeans grow out of by the time we enter our teens) (teens meaning our teen years, not our kids!), ....anyhow, Greensleeves was the in-joke for snot-on-sleeve etc.
But these days we are far more suavephisticated and can play with bird flu. Especially here - we should be the world leaders in training certain cultures to curtail sneeze & cough effluents.

Anyhow, bird, budgie, budgerigar etc. Very Australian.
Especially "budgie smugglers" (or snugglers for some) which is our slang for kozzies, aka swimwear - especially Speedos - you know, those great brief almost thongy - I mean - G-stringy bathers that compliment my middle age physique so well. (Is middle age 35-40, or 50 being 100/2? I'm assuming the latter.)

However I apologise if I have stated the obvious.
Everyone should know by now how good I look in Speedos.

And I really apologise to BranMan'71 for adding to this hijacked thread.

Actually, how did we go with the white smoke problem?
(Maybe start a new on-topic thread of needed. We sacrifice this one to continue our attempts for international cooperation and world peace.)
PS - If you're not into Piazzas, you're against us.

graham · Post by **graham** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:00 pm

wot the fcuk are you on about, whatever the medication is that you have been taking, i would suggest that its either not enough or its too much, having read all the posts in this thread im going to pass a few comments to all involved except for the poor bloke who only wanted some advice on his white smoke problem he must be going out of his mind reading all this random pish, anyhow here goes , to izu069 i think you are 1 wierd guy but a good bloke with a warped, twisted sense of humour but i do feel that if australia is populated with people like you then it is time us brits took over again to get you back on the straight and narrow, to mike who thinks he has won something i dunno wot you think youve won i'm still here the fight lives on, and to wedge-man that was a low blow bringing up the stapler i only employed that weapon as there was nothing else to hand at the time although i should be grateful you didnt bring up the fun we had at the petrol station ha ha, to everyone else reading this that has no idea wot the fark is going on ....(that must include the poor bloke who is going out his mind with white smoke , he may have given up all together and bought a bloody trumpy by now).........its an international bonding session we 4 people are forging ahead in the face of the global credit crisis and making total pricks of ourselves for nothing more than a good laugh and long may it continue i say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,

madmike · Post by **madmike** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:33 pm

But arent Trumpy's even more unreliable than piazza's?

Stapler aaaaa what's this story i aint heard. DO TELL!!!!!.

Post by **wedgenut** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:00 pm

I'll tell you when you are a big boy as i'd hate to see you cry but here is a tip, don't cut graham off on the highways...EVER